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28 October : World’s fattest man is crane-lifted to alter


Mexican resident Manuel Uribe shared the happiest day of his life with the world this month when he put a ring on his lovely bride, Claudia Solis's finger. But this was no ordinary wedding! The groom weighed in at an astonishing 360 kilograms and needed a crane to airlift him from his bed to the altar at a venue 30 minutes from his home.

Uribe, who has made the 2007 Guinness Book of Records as the Fattest Man in the World when he clocked 590 kilograms on the scale, has been on a special diet to lose the extra kilo’s after his depression led to suicidal thoughts. The Mexican fatman has been confined to his bed for years unable to move due to his disease.

The ceremony was televised on the US Discovery Channel dubbed “My Big Fat Mexican Wedding.” He and his wife, Claudia Solis, first met four years ago at the deathbed of a friend of his who weighed 250 kilograms. We can only wish that Uribe keeps up the great work and loses more weight, everyone knows how hard it is to stick to a diet! The wedding reception had a “low-calorie banquet” with meat, cream of mushroom and buttered vegetables.

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BLACKMAN SAYS:

28 October: Crazib,hope you are reading cause you should have hold on to us like this bride. I wonder how do they do it,yes i meant it.

MISSZEZY SAYS:

28 October: YO!!!!!!this woman must love her man ne....coz wit gold and platinum diggers controlling the market i-future of big dudes looks bleek.....LOL

CRAZIB SAYS:

28 October: hi !ppl....yo...what a fat weding.

CANDIS SAYS:

28 October: IYO.......................YO.YO CONGRA MR FAT MAN FINALY.

SNEAR SAYS:

28 October: Oh my god, he was crane-lifted to his own wedding!This is quite funny, but atleast he ain lonely like some "Fat"people are. & 2 Monty4Leah: I am sorry 4 sayin all de bad things to u,argh..., now dis was hard!

SCHWATHI SAYS:

28 October: LOL.........this woman relly loves her men BUT if he was crabe lifted to the wedding will he be able to perfom in bed??? LOL, I wish to be a fly.....

CRAZIB SAYS:

28 October: i wish i was there 2 vidiorise dis weding ......its funy.....LOL.

CRAZIB SAYS:

28 October: what a u talkin about blackman.

PARADISE SAYS:

28 October: how do they do it,does de woman search for it throuhg those (dont knw what ot say) or does she just go to google for a quick answer. no she is suffering!!!!!!!!

MISSZEZY SAYS:

28 October: Guys its obvious....she comes on Top after paging through all dat fat from the belly

SCHWATHI SAYS:

28 October: LOL...... no Misszezy,I dont think so,I dont even think she can get to it,this must be one fatbustad.

BONGI38 SAYS:

28 October: Guys what about his manhood? it must be small heyyyyyy.

PARADISE SAYS:

28 October: all dat she needs to do is pay for my ticket,i'll fly to her everynight

BLACKMAN SAYS:

28 October: Hayi bo!Bongi dont you know that it is all about how you do it not what size have you got. if the are happy about eachother i see no problem. Wish them a happy days of their lives.

MISSZEZY SAYS:

28 October: yah ne...ther must be nothing lapha ya....yo otha women are strong....mina id tell u straight gore u have a problem......fix it or ship out!!!!!!

CRAZIB SAYS:

28 October: yo...hay .........bo! misszezy but u rite gal mina vele ...no can't mary a fat man ...or maybe he's rich...coz u know woman can risk deir lives 4 mony.

BONGI38 SAYS:

28 October: Mara........ BLACKMAN by the look of things I dnt think he can shake it, It can be small but perfomance counts. personally I dnt like it small.

BLACKMAN SAYS:

28 October: Bongi, are you getting naughty?

SCHWATHI SAYS:

28 October: DYNAMITES COMES IN SMALL PACKAGES we Bongi.......LOL

CRAZIB SAYS:

28 October: @Bongi...yo...ntombazana that do u mean now.

MISSZEZY SAYS:

28 October: BONGI38....yes its about performance mara u mustnt fool urself......wat performance can a pinky finger do?u wud go crazy ntombi....

BONGI38 SAYS:

28 October: BLACKMAN i'm just telling it like it is, even small but not short (maybe)........but still not satisfying. Dnt make me go into too much details.

SCHWATHI are you also small?

BONGI38 SAYS:

28 October: MISSZEZY It must be difficult to reach even if its Bjob. (Excuse my language)

SCHWATHI SAYS:

28 October: @bongi......LOL,describe the meaning of small than I'l answer you.

CRAZIB SAYS:

28 October: no misszezy i wudn go 4 something lyk dis...yo..phela a man wit no perfomance its no man at all.

BONGI38 SAYS:

28 October: Ag man SCHWATHI you know what I mean...... (size......)dnt be difficult or do you wanna tell me in private?

PEEKAY SAYS:

28 October: ngeke guys, who wants small? bu then again, small is very relative to all of us...different strokes for different folks...eish but there r some WELL endowed ppl out there.

MAVIGH SAYS:

28 October: To me its perfomance and satisfaction, without those Please brother leave me alone. A gal's gotta do what a gal's gotta do. ane?

SCHWATHI SAYS:

28 October: BONGI38......lol give me you r email address then,Il show it to you.

BONGI38 SAYS:

28 October: manamelapm@webmail.co.za............... I cant wait to see it.

CRAZIB SAYS:

28 October: schwathi n Bongi wat a u on about .........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....de 2of u ......let me just liv it....

POLY SAYS:

28 October: WELCOME BONGI38....U ARE NAUGHTY SHOO..........

BONGI38 SAYS:

28 October: Thank you Poly

SCHWATHI SAYS:

28 October: Bongi38,the email bounced sweety

UNDISPUTED SAYS:

28 October: Blogggersssssssssss!!! hayi, hayi ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhu its getting hooooooteeeeeeeee here please fellow CODs this is enough yazi yereeeeeeeeeeeererer!!!!!! BONGI jys gevaarlik dam gal!!! i wonder your man etheni ngawe yazi

@SCHWATHI, THATHA bozzzzzzzza! mbonise.......I wonder where MINDI, makuso hehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!

OWA SAYS:

28 October: MISSZEY WERE IS MINDI? OR POLY ARE YOU MINDI?
IT'S JST DAT I MISS U MINDI SHES BEEN QUIETY LATELY.

AKLOVE SAYS:

28 October: shine foshoz shine

MISSZEZY SAYS:

28 October: vele if its small...i cant even imagine puttin it in ma mouth...i mean...why not just buy a lollipop from the spaza shop at the corner!!!!!!!

BONGI38 SAYS:

28 October: SCHWATHI dear it cant bounce check if you wrote the correct spelling.

PEEKAY SAYS:

28 October: hahahahah...Misszezy, uthi ungamane uthenge i-YO-GETTA!!!!

really though, what is one supposed to do with a tiny-winy-shrivelled-little.....

BONGI38 SAYS:

28 October: MISSZEZY I agree with you.

BLACKMAN dissapeared i guess the subject was too hot for him.

GI SAYS:

28 October: go 4 it fohloza size doest cout

CRAZIB SAYS:

28 October: YO ...ITS RILY HOT IN HERE ...MISSZEZY UD RATHER BUY A LOLIPOP.. HA..HA..UV MADE MY DAY GAL U ROCK!

POLY SAYS:

28 October: IM NOT MINDI ......WHICH MEANS POLY@MINDI RE NALE SAME CHARECTER GO RA GORE RE TSWHERE STYLE MINDI MY DEAR WHERE ARE U 4RM .....CAUSE IM 4RM PRETORIA

UNDISPUTED SAYS:

28 October: @PEEKAY nawe manje...........hehehehehehehehhehhehhe! i give up.......yazi, hehehehehe! ladies please mnaaaaa! this is enough yazi eyoooooooooooo!

@Misszeezy no comment.......@BONGI by the way where you from sisi........dam gal uyi hardcore........EDITOR, please forgive them their dont know what their doing manje........ladies this unfair yazi

@MSIKA,BLACKMAN,NGCONDE,MURATWA,MASTERT,LEBOP............saze saphela madoda ngeke hehehehehehe!!! this world is going down

SCHWATHI SAYS:

28 October: To all the duys who have pen sized tools,they must come to me I can offer sessions on how to properly use them so dat these ladies can 4get about buying yogetas.....lol

CRAZIB SAYS:

28 October: BONGI a u related 2 CHOMEE.

OWA SAYS:

28 October: SORRY POLY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO OFFEND YOU.

BLACKMAN SAYS:

28 October: Bongi,i`m still around and nothing is too hot for me to handle, i dont like talking but doing i act more

BONGI38 SAYS:

28 October: UNDISPUTED Am from JHB

WILLIE SAYS:

28 October: Ahh punt$u punt$u,congrats on da marriage.We wish them them luck,but to Schwati,i also ask that question

MISSZEZY SAYS:

28 October: Yo-GETTA forever!!!!!

MISSZEZY SAYS:

28 October: OWA...mindi is at work....apparantly its a bit hectic......

UNDISPUTED SAYS:

28 October: @BLACKMAN, I second you broe.....(Standing up uplauding).......big ups broe!!!! now you a real man........

BLACKMAN SAYS:

28 October: Undisputed,they like it or they dont ngeke basi phathe as long as me and the other guys you mensioned we remain straight not gays,we will continue rule baba.

PUSHESH SAYS:

28 October: im new in town wats up fellowz

BONGI38 SAYS:

28 October: No........CRAZIB chomee and I are not related.

So BLACKMAN what size r u? or you can drop me an email and tell me in private if u dnt mind.

SCHWATHI got ur email dear.

CRAZIB SAYS:

28 October: Bongi i think u sud go 4 blackman coz he wats....(askin again)is chomee ...sikale'khekhe yo sister or cousin.

MASTERT SAYS:

28 October: Please forgive Them Fellows! 4 They know NOT what they talk about!

Ladies if a car is not moving, there are two possible reasons! Either something wrong with the Car or with the driver! I bet you guys have just met the wrong drivers (And assumed it was due to size).

It's neva abt the size, but how the size get used!!!!!!!!! even big can be used terribly!

SCHWATHI SAYS:

28 October: AMEN TO THAT ONE MASTERT

BONGI38 SAYS:

28 October: Guys Im out talk to you all tmrw.

CRAZIB SAYS:

28 October: no wonder u lyk dis .....ma bad...ooops ,u rock Bongi u de blogga of de day ,i must say.

PEEKAY SAYS:

28 October: I agree to sum extent, size dusnt necessarily mean the guy will know what he's doing. but pls dont cum here with a yo-geta size.

BLACKMAN SAYS:

28 October: Bongi,please ask Crazib she knows and and that size represent all the brothers who are bloggers,including you Undisputed. and that`s true Mastert the must remember that the are also taxi drivers there and advanced drivers,they must try.

UNDISPUTED SAYS:

28 October: @Master, schwathi ad blackman LOL!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!! LOL!!!!! guys please tu my stomach is sore now bcoz of laughing bhwwhahahahhahahahahahahhah!!!!!

@blackman you rock mf2, keep up the spirit dammmmmmmmm!!! all of yours have made my day i am out c ya!! bloggers........nudet....nudet...all the way

viva!!! bloggers viva!! I cant wait for this G to G, yama bloggers yazi hehehehehehehe!!

MASTERT SAYS:

28 October: @ Blackman: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakakakaka, you killed me with the advance drivers....LMAO!!!!!!!!!i agree....Heita Holla

PUSHESH SAYS:

28 October: blackman we u 4rm? p.e maybe, cz u sound like u 4rm p.e

MASTERT SAYS:

28 October: Hey Pushesh! Welcome to the family! u m or f ! where d u stand with the matter on hand

CRAZIB SAYS:

28 October: its been a day MISSZEZY,BONGI N SCHWATI UV uv made my day i giv de blogaz awarda 2 de 3 of u 2day peace blogaz ..........i'm out.

PUSHESH SAYS:

28 October: hey mastert im f, who marries a fat man? one day wen the is no food left, tht man wil have her 4 dinner,hay mihlola iyenzeka hee

MISSZEZY SAYS:

28 October: ya mara...u get men who are packing but u just look at the brotha and ask "is dat it"....lol
but id rather have a cucumber than a lollipop...id teach ma cucucmber how to keep me cool.....LOL

BLACKMAN SAYS:

28 October: I`m out guys love all and please listen to Rob for traffic updates. Words of wisedom "we live life by choices not with chances,any choice you make today will come across you in the next near future.take care and drive safely.

PUSHESH SAYS:

28 October: mara i thnk tht man married a gold digger, only ths tym shs digging 4 fat !!

WILLIE SAYS:

28 October: Congrats to the them, may they have more good memories

EEZII SAYS:

28 October: GOOD PEOPLE HEY WHAT A DAY IT WAS, AND BONGI DON'T EVER EVER INSULT MY BROTHERS OUT THERE. I AS A MAN SATISFY MY SELF I DON'T GIVE A ...ABOUT HER.

LORENZO SAYS:

28 October: I loved 2day's topics,totally funny.
I'm quiet confused here,could any1 plz xplain 2 me de difference btw(GOLD DIGGER & GO GETTER)

HASTALAVISTA!!!!!!!

BLACKMAN SAYS:

29 October: Phushesh,i`m from jhb in the East Rand(Benoni) and i`m Swati by birth.

MSIKA SAYS:

29 October: Does any1 remember the old chomp advert where the young hippo was trying to swallow a chomp and then came the elder and swallowed it all up..... on on the last words of the young one was "Wande Ngomlomo" so what am trying to get at here is dat some of them don't want small then comes the big one u knw what she will ah please not today ngicela kuphumula sekuze kuyababa la angisachami kamnandi.

Its easy to make noise

BONGI38 SAYS:

29 October: GOOD MORNING my lovely ppl.......MISSZEZY,,,SCHWATHI ,,,BLACKMAN,,,CRAZIB,,,POLY ,,,UNDISPUTED and everybody else. luv u all.

BLACKMAN where in benoni? I have a cousin in Benoni

MSIKA dear I practice what I preach, I dnt just have a big mouth, I know my strory.

BLACKMAN SAYS:

29 October: HI BONGI38 check yo e-mails you will find the answer

MSIKA SAYS:

29 October: Yes Bonke Basho Njalo Loko Sikujwayele Its Not New Especially From A Woman They All Say So

DILEBO SAYS:

29 October: MORNING
GO Bongi38 write ur mind gal
Msika don't generalise dear, keep it straight n forward

MSIKA SAYS:

29 October: You know your story nothing I can say .............

Please bafethu if there is one of u near u Bongi138 please let us know if she is cute first secondly if u take her for urself pls fill us in on her performance

MISSZEZY SAYS:

29 October: being cute has nothing to do wit how u play btwn the sheets wena msika!!!!!!!

BONGI38 SAYS:

29 October: MSIKA,, MSIKA,,,MSIKA dear I am cute for sure, no doubt about that and about performance you gonna have to try me urself then you will know. If you are curious do it urself dnt send other ppl. I wont bite.
Anyway where r u frm?

BONGI38 SAYS:

29 October: thank you MISSZEZY tell him, I like you alot you always on my site.

ZAMAH SAYS:

29 October: It's good to know that real love still exists coz these days there's no such things. If his wife is only after something i feel for her HAWU ngisho unganemali kangakanani i dont think i can stand a huge person. There is an acceptable BIG and then there is an unacceptable one and this guy is definitely not it. Even if he manages to lose the weight it wont increase the size of his penis WEH! SHAME NGEKE NGIKWAZI. I'd rather buy a vibrator coz performance is very important to me if u cant satisfy me how we spend the rest of our lives together.

BJ SAYS:

29 October: Good people, where is BSJ? im missing her. is she sick or something?

BONGI38 SAYS:

29 October: BJ whats your name in full (blo........jo.......) i'm kidding dear.

FETHERBABY SAYS:

29 October: bongi38 that is really classy.
why would one hve such a nickname.

MISSZEZY SAYS:

29 October: BONGI38.....LMAO!!!!....dats the same thing i said to BJ ewn he first showed up on the blog!!!
MR BJ......longtym no suck huh.....

BONGI38 SAYS:

29 October: phela MISSZEZY...... when you see those initials you think of something else,,,, lolly pop

pls dnt blame me FETHERBABY

MSIKA SAYS:

29 October: Yes she has to be cute because if not angeke livuke................ to you Misszezy

Wena Bongi138 amathanga wona ngiyawadla kodwa lawa wona ngingamane ngidle bhatata

MSIKA SAYS:

29 October: Now Bongi138 u want to give it to me if u want to know where I am from if I tell u will u bring.

MISSZEZY SAYS:

29 October: MSIKa......yo u dont know wat u are missin mfethu.....the uglies ar ethe best ones!!!!!!.....lol

BONGI38 SAYS:

29 October: It depends MSIKA......... but I'm sure you can learn a lot frm me Lol........

BONGI38 SAYS:

29 October: MISSZEZY u've got a point there, ,,,,, and usually they are the ones that knows how to shake it...mmmmmmmm.

BSJ SAYS:

29 October: BJ the one who will never settle for changing the name thing, i am right here glad you missed me Howzit daso??? are you male or female?? Actually i was very busy ne not sick.

MSIKA SAYS:

29 October: Misszezy how do you know that bcos u r woman, liyawa emntwin omubi noma ngabe kuy once off 1 night stand

Bongi138 I wont refuse the offer bring it on dont tell me it depends, if u feel like it I am here don't worry angikho rough.

Sure BSJ zithin ezimnandi ngoba kudala wahamba

MSIKA SAYS:

29 October: Come on Bongi am waiting

CRAZIB SAYS:

29 October: BONGI n MISSZEZY how a u doing ladies....@undisputed u so scarce lately ....can u tel me how come we don talk any more.

BONGI38 SAYS:

29 October: CRAZIB........ I'm good and you?
MSIKA pls dnt stat what you cannot finish LOL........

CRAZIB SAYS:

29 October: I'm also fine gal ...keep de blog movin.

MISSZEZY SAYS:

29 October: Msika...u neva know i cud swing both ways.....LOL...yo mara neva.....i like ma banana's too much....LOL

GALI SAYS:

29 October: Goodafternoon people. I can see gore yesterday it was hoooooooooooooooot in here. How is everyone today?
Bongi obathswere ne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MSIKA SAYS:

29 October: Bongi138 don't play scare tactics here I want to sny dat koek give it bcos u started it I want to show u I want to see that performance tell me when u ready I will give u directions where to bring it.

MSIKA SAYS:

29 October: Oh b4 i 4get i dont want a mine shaft umgodi ongapheleli kufanele kube negrip

CRAZIB SAYS:

29 October: Bongi 'im learning alot 4rm u , phela mna i'm still a virgin i don't know how dis thinx works.

SHABISTO SAYS:

29 October: eish poorfatman at last has alife partner lets hope she is not after money like our sisters

BONGI38 SAYS:

29 October: MSIKA le koek yam le i special ayi dliwa noma wubani......... Not just like that....... not that I'm running away but I would have loved to teach you a lesson or 2.....

maybe CRAZIB should take your offer since well she is a virgin, girl I will give you tips on how to make him screem.

MSIKA SAYS:

29 October: Then u don't know what u talking about running and not running lets drop it I knw my woman does not like this phela she can see my comments. Don't push aba Crazib la kimi I am not a pre-school if I want her I will ask.

BONGI38 SAYS:

29 October: MSIKA Its your Loss Dear.

CRAZIB SAYS:

29 October: Bongi were a u frm in JHB...UNT U FRM Hillbrow.

BLACKMAN SAYS:

29 October: BONGI38 u are scaring me dear,and maybe you made somebody scream cos he was also a virgin but please never make a mistake and get somebody who will make you speak in tongues darling.i wish i can get that challenge.

MSIKA SAYS:

29 October: Its your loss Bongi138 I was gon take my do it nice and slow touch each every corner oh but anyway if I want to i can sorry for that but am no longer interested.

BONGI38 SAYS:

29 October: i understand why you no longer interested LOL....... your woman he.......

MSIKA SAYS:

29 October: No its not that she doesnt give a damn, I knw mos there is gon be a get together for us all the bloggers I am gon get u there u will scream befor we go to the party

BONGI38 SAYS:

29 October: I cant wait MSIKA ... I'll make sure to be in that get together,,,,, when is anyway?

BLACKMAN SAYS:

29 October: Seconded MSIKA

MSIKA SAYS:

29 October: So ur koek is no longer special now..... just waiting for Mindi and Stardust to give us an indication they are the organisers but am no longer interested in the party oooooooooh the koek if I can have it I will leave the party and go home

KLEVA SAYS:

29 October: Hhe madoda kanti kunjani eMzansi...2 dayz straight kukhulunywa into eyi one.Hola Bongi,I see ikhekhe lakho is on auction.Good luck.Msika and Blackman I hope she's a perfect fit...ayikho into ebuhlungu njengokuthi umy sista akhuluma kakhulu but mawuthi uyadwadla uthole ukuthi alisabambeleli.I hope she's in the last chapter of Genesis,not of the book of Revelations.

Words of Wisdom : "S.ex is where life begins...sadly these dayz,it's where it endz" Kleva

VOVOLICIOUS SAYS:

30 October: hey guys ni kae
I'm new a warm welcome would be highly appreciated.

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