06 August - Reality''s car guy Nick, Fun at ur car's expence!

This week we are having a laugh at the car makers expense, have you ever wondered what the letters stand for in the manufacturers name? this week we take a look at the humorous meanings behind BMW / HONDA PORSCHE and other great names.

(Honda) ACURA -Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile

AMC -Another Major Catastrophe

AUDI -All Unsafe Designs Implemented AUDI -Another Ugly Duetsche Invention

BMW -Beastly Monstrous Wonder BMW -Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels BMW -Big Money Works BMW -Born Moderately Wealthy BMW -Bought My Wife BMW -Break My Windows BMW -Brings More Women BMW -Broke My Wallet BMW -Brutal Money Waster

BUICK -Big Ugly Import Car Killer

CADILLAC -Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars CADILLAC -Cars Are Driven In Long Lines And Crashed

CHEVY -Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet

DODGE -Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater DODGE -Dead On Day Guarantee Expires DODGE -Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT-First in all Trouble FIAT -Failure In Automotive Technology FIAT -Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation FIAT -Fix It Again, Tony! FIAT -Found In A Trench

FORD -Fails On Rainy Days FORD -Fix Or Recycle Dilemma FORD -Fixed Or Repaired Daily FORD -Fords Only Run Downhill FORD -Forward Only; Reverse Defective FORD -Found On Redneck’s Driveway FORD -Found On Rubbish Dump FORD -Free Or Reduced Drastically FORD -Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed FORD -(spelled backwards)Driver Returns On Foot

GEO -Good Engineering Overlooked

G. M. -General Maintenance G. M. -Generally Misunderstood

GMC -Get More Chicks GMC -Gods Mechanical Curse

HONDA -Had One, Never Do-that Again HONDA -Hang On, Not Done Accelerating

HYUNDAI -How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import HYUNDAI -Hope You Understand Nothing’s Drivable And Inexpensive

IROC -I Reek Of Cologne

JEEP -Just Eats Every Part JEEP -Junk Engineering Executed Poorly

KIA -Killed In Action KIA -Kills In Accidents

LTD -Long Term Debt LTD -Lousy Transportation, Dammit!

MAZDA -Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along MAZDA -My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!

MERCEDES -Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans

M.G. -Money Guzzler

MITSUBISHI -Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete

MUSTANG -Men Usually Stand Together And Never Go

NISSAN -Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutely Nothing NISSAN -Needless Innovations, Silly, Stupid, Automotive Nonsense

OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie

PONTIAC -People On Narcotics Think It’s A Chevy PONTIAC -Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It’s A Cadillac

PORSCHE -Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown. SAAB -Sad Attempt At Beauty

SUBARU -Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA -Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto TOYOTA -Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass

·       My favorite -TRIUMPH -This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!

VW -Virtually Worthless

Tip of the week, whatever you dive, relax in it, chill in it and don’t take it to seriously

15 May - Cadbury Gorilla at METRO FM

Did you see what happened when METRO FM’s Penny from the 12-3 Reality show met her secret admirer on Friday?

Check out the video below to see her IN A JOYOUS UNION WITH THE CADBURY GORILLA – A GLASS AND A HALF FULL OF JOY!